#JK – The Renaissance Project

It’s Saturday mornin dummy! You already know what it is. It’s ya boy K to the dizzot…🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽😎😎 from the dragginest of all cities.

I ain’t even gone lie 😂 I wasn’t gonna get up this early but it’s Cinco De Mayo so I’m waking and baking to prepare for my day.

You already know tf I’m listening to 🤔

Cheeba Ft. Fat B

Anyway…

Before you head out remember, it’s okay to have fun, but it’s not okay to be racist.😒

If you are having a hard time conceptualizing don’t worry…. Kinney Lang always help his people.

So here are the Do’s and Don’ts of Cinco De Mayo as told by Kinney Lang.

(Brief history lesson. Cinco De Mayo is NOT Mexican independence day 😎. It’s a battle where the Mexican army bodied the French army in Puebla.)

I know that’s fucking wild right? Imagine it’s you and 4 of your homies chilling at the bando then a whooolllleeee nother set come at you squad deep…. and you body them n*ggas!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 Fam you’d be hype for life!

60 sumn years old talking bout “yo it was me, Derrell, Tito Wit The Good Leg, and Cedrick but we survived” 😂😂😂…. face asses.

But you wouldn’t mind people celebrating that would you? If a bunch if Caucasian Americans…

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👀….. lol fr though. If a bunch if white people wanted to go out and be like “OMFG Sarah, Kinney survived a fight defending the whole Band-O with odds against him. How heroic… Let’s do nipple shots”

You not gonna be like “fuck man that makes me mad”

Now if Sarah and did shots some cool grey 11s and then spent the whole day saying she was celebrating your release from prison, it’s no longer funny, right?

ARD… BOOM. Soooo my list is super simple.

Don’t wear sombreros if you don’t be wearing sombreros. Not all Mexicans wear sombreros and I’m pretty sure it is NOT a functional hat for the military. I know damn well them shits wasn’t worn during that battle. 😂😂😂😂😂
Do drink… as much as you want to. If I just got done winning a fight I was supposed to LOSE you don’t think I’d be drinking?! You think Craig ain’t have no Henny after he cracked Debo shit 👊👊👊😂. Plus if you wanna use this as an excuse to get drunk… there’s a good chance this isn’t the only day you drink. So….drag dummy 🤘🏽
Don’t wear fake mustaches!!! Again, not every Mexican has one 😅 Y’all just wild.
Do dance ya ass off. Engage in some culture. But do it respectfully. It never hurts to learn a little bit of perspective.
And if you really wanna do something read up on #DACA ending and thousands of families being ripped apart and what YOU can do to help. Take action. Save my weed man. 😂😂😂😂 (issa joke)

Oh!!! And one more thing. We giving away free sweatshirts so hit that FOLLOW button and click the link on the side there to get your sweatshirt. First 200 people signed up automatically get it free!! After that sweatshirts’ll be on sale until January 1st. Keep ya head up and like Snow Tha Product said “I dare you to find me a hood wit no Latins in it cuz I don’t think that you could 😂😂😂

Also, Mexican Independence Day is in September if you gave a shit.

Until next time #keepitdraggindummy